Monday, September 23, 2013

Chapter 7: Sunday Funday: The Luv Tub

Sunday started off with a shower. And for everyone that really knows me knows my thoughts about showering on Sundays! It was 8am, we had only gotten 4 hours of sleep and we had 2 hours to pack our things, check out of the Flamingo Hotel the check into the Quad hotel for one night to only return back to the Flamingo when my sissy and mom arrive on Monday! 

Showered but not happy we took our hungovered bodies that now have developed the shakes and lugged our suitcases out into the 75 degree weather on the strip. The Quad was only a quarter mile away, but under the conditions we were facing it was easily a marathon til we go there. Checked in, dropped our bags than off to watch football.

Dubs friend, Jake, lives in Vegas now. He met us at our favorite hotel The Venetian (where the drinks are weak but the price is high). With my new Vikings shirt on to support my team it was a shame they couldnt pull a win to the browns. Shame, or disappointment.. I actually don't know between those two. This shirt says..  28 All Day on the front.... 69 All Night on the back!

Now please note before I continue... I was at a sports book place, watching my game live and I'm Vegas! Some lady, in her early 30s I'd presume, approaches me to tell me my shirt is inappropriate. Now in part of the shirt, I like it because you'd have to have knowledge in football to understand it. Assuming this broad knew very little to nothing, I started to explain it but was still told it's inappropriate. Lots of laughs, and head turning later, I found her inappropriate for calling me I appropriate. 

Next stop was to our room to watch more football. We put in an order for some Asian food to get the most bland, sticky rice dishes that left us all unsatisfied. We didn't let that bring us down. With a tub the size of a small car, Dubs, Jake and I grabbed our beers, turned the tv and enjoyed rooting, screaming and hollering for the Bears to crunch Rapey-Burgers style only to find out that the tubs drain was clogged. 

8pm came fast this day. We were on the phone to hit up The Dux. They had been so invested in drinking they had yet to eat. This was exciting for us because we were still pissed over the Asian food that was so tasteless I wouldnt have even donated it. We met them at Serendipity. To our luck our night was only going to go from fun to complete entertainment, Laughter, love and more fun! 

Everything (including the physical size of the menu was huge) at Serendipity. We opted for an appetizer while The Dux gets a Ceaser Salad and Vodka Tonic. Aunt Tammy starts raving about the hot dog they have on the menu. How tastey, how  perfect, how cheesy, how every time she goes there she tells herself to try something new but knows she just won't be satisfied! 

After that we were off to Kevin's room with the strict assignment of killing off the jello shots. Between dancing, joking, laughing, tears, chants and doing the string test to see if our pregnant friend, Sarah, was having a boy or a girl, Sunday night in the hotel totally topped off the day making this Sunday Funday the ultimate one and it wasn't even over yet. 

Grabbing jello shots to go, and walking Tammy to her room was our next mission. This basic mission was going to be not so basic. While in tammys room, I took a seat..  in the closet which was a glass foggy door, pressing my hands and face to it, becoming the closets thing to a horror film. Snap, snap, snap, pictures were taken to then finding out the door wedged shut and I was stuck in side. With no fear and 20 pulls later I was free'd but to find Dubs coming out of the bathroom after having clogged the toilet... With piss.

We knew this was our time to get out of the room before anything else went array. 
Stay tune for Chapter 8: Mud Pud and Carol Pie arrive. 

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